Many years ago as a 15 year old Junior
Executive,
(Assistant Manager Trainee, at a national music retailer),
I was required to wear a tie for work, and I did not own any. My
grandfather had bequeathed to me several very wide paisley
silk ties. The store manager of the store decided to tease me
about these ties. The following fall GQ magazine proclamied that the
"timeless pattern of the paisley tie was back and wide as
ever". When the current assistant manager moved up to manager, I
received a name tag that simply said,
"Paisley" - Assistant Manager. Then I went to College and whilst
reigning as Master of the Universe (damn rye bread mold) from atop a water
tower, this car drove up and parked, and it was a very shiny black
car, too shiny if you know what I mean.. playing a David Bowie song that I
knew what it was but I only heard
one line, "that wasn't no DJ, that was Paisley Cosmicchild", (actually
"That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive"
it kind of
stuck as I floated down from the water tower. My first screen name on AOL
was "DJPaisley" but then I bought one
of those new 14.4 modems and they only had 9600 in my area, so buh bye
AOL.

Since this
time much has evolved in the life of paisley,
be sure to check out Paisley's
Cool
Sites, and hopefully my second album, titled "HTML", will be out
soon. I am trying to get my first CD repressed, and when I do, you will
be able to buy it here on paisley.net
. So for now, just
listen to some tunes from other artists, until I can stick some original
compositions up.

Cowabunga!!
You are a Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle. You like to party and eat pizza!!
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